The 17 Signs That Say I’m Having A Mid-Life Crisis

Thanks, Google!

I’ve been feeling so out of sorts lately.

What do we do when this happens? Head over to Google of course.

After a very short search, consisting of me typing in “Am I having a midlife crisis?” I found an article that seems to support my theory

According to the womansday.com article, these are 17 signs that you’re having a midlife crisis.

You’re gaining or losing weight.

Oh, how I wish it was the latter.

I am slowly coming out of a phase, where I have to make everyone I speak to aware that I am fat.

I feel the desperate need to tell them before they come to the realisation themselves, it’s like if I say it before they think it, it’s not as bad.

I know that we have been in and out of lockdown over the past year or so and my daily 20 walks to and from the train station are now non-existent, but the rapid rate that those pounds have piled on is fucking annoying.

You’re Apathetic.

This could be my middle name or my first name even.

I just can’t be bothered to do anything, sometimes I can’t even be bothered to look for something on TV to watch. I just don’t have…